Who is the MAGA-TROLL that every Trump-et from Kellyanne Conway to Don Jr have been gushing over for dragging Susan Rice into the “Don’t Talk About Trump & Russia” sideshow?

Mike Cernovich TROLL PEEN so cartoonish that he makes the Dreamworks Animation movie trolls look like the cast of The Expendables.   

Lil’ Mikey is the guy who made up “broke,” the “story” about Susan Rice supposedly unmasking people in the TrumpenKamp who somehow popped up in routine surveillance of the Russians. Kellyanne Conway gushed that a 60 Minutes interview with Cernovich is “a must-see ratings bonanza.” And Donald Trump, Jr. tweeted that “In a long gone time of unbiased journalism he'd win the Pulitzer, but not today!”

If Donny Junior’s “long gone time of unbiased journalism” refers to der Völkischer Beobachter, he’s right on. Mike Cernovich is what would happen if Steve Bannon and Alex Jones had a baby.

Before he gifted Donald Trump with the Susan Rice fantasy tale, Cernovich was notorious as the guy who virtually created and sustained the SickHillary meme–the constant drumbeat of fake stories and fabricated GIFs that claimed Hillary Clinton had everything from a stroke to Parkinson’s disease. Then he pushed the even more bizarre PizzaGate story that Hillary was part of a child sex slavery ring operating out of a Washington pizza parlor. WHERE IS THIS MAN’S PULITZER PRIZE?  

Cernovich believes “Conflict is Attention” and “Attention is Influence.” So he gains his influence by dropping attention-getting turds into the social media punchbowl. Here are just a few of his biggest droppings:

–Have you guys ever tried ‘raping' a girl without using force? Try it. It's basically impossible. Date rape does not exist.

–End result of feminism? Women are killing themselves and also overdosing on drugs and alcohol.

–Blacks use guns for murder. Whites use guns to kill themselves. You can't talk “gun voilence” without defining terms, being honest.

–Feminism is collective action for ugly women.

–I went from libertarian to alt-right after realizing tolerance only went one way and diversity is code for white genocide.

But he’s not just talk! Cernovich was accused of rape in 2003. He got the charge dropped and ended up doing community service for misdemeanor battery. Since then he has confined his assaults on women to his books and blog postings.

If you’re wondering if he makes a living spewing this shit, the answer is that he doesn’t have to. You see, Lil’ Mikey’s first wife earned millions of dollars with a Silicon Valley IPO. Cernovich himself says that he got a divorce settlement worth “seven figures.”  Yep. Behind every angry troll peen is a woman whose success makes him the turd-tosser that he is.