Conservatives seem real concerned about what’s getting in and getting out! All the talk about the border-wall-that’s-definitely-never-gonna-be-paid for had us thinking “What if we just put up a border wall down south, to make it very clear (what should already be very clear) that WE are in control of what goes in and goes out.

In other news Cecile Richards’ new book has the TEA, we loved this great essay about why the new Indiana abortion reporting law is stigmatizing mental health and abortion together, the ACLU is still fighting hard as hell to make sure immigrants get the rights to abortion they are guaranteed under the Constitution, and the teens (and college students) REALLY are our future, and they’re gonna fight like hell to #EXPOSEFAKECLINCS.