Anti-choice ratfuck Trent Franks, the Arizona Congressharasser has chosen to resign from the House rather than face an ethics smackdown for sexual harassment! Franks, the slimeball behind the House’s recent attempt to ban abortion after 20 weeks is unable to use the magic “R” after his name to be immune from the consequences of his treatment of women. That’s a first.

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Speaking of sexual harassers, Ginny Thomas, the wife of  Clarence Thomas, (patron saint of sexual misconduct) just presented an “impact award” to sleaze peddler James O’Keefe of “Project Veritas” —right after O’Keefe’s epic fail in trying to frame a Washington Post reporter in an attempt to protect child molester Roy Moore. BTW, she also found time to honor Sean Hannity. We guess the group, Unite For Purpose, unites for the purpose of dunking on themselves.

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Just how badly are your reproductive rights being fucked with? The Daily Dot just created this handy list of abortion restrictions IN ALL 50 STATES! It’s all here—the should-be-better, the bad, and the downright Texas. And yes, this WILL be on the test! Hell, this IS the test.

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Why is JEFF SESSIONS investigating Planned Parenthood? If you guessed “because they’re Planned Parenthood,” you’re on the right track. Get all the nasty details in this great piece from Bustle.

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Does this board position at a fake clinic make my conflict of interest look fat? You MUST read this Rewire exposé of Texas lawmakers who are also serving on the boards of phony Crisis Pregnancy Centers—that get taxpayer money courtesy of these same lawmakers.