How many more people have to warn you about the mutant turtle-man who wants to gobble up your rights? Even the New York Times editorial board is sending out the alarm about Mitch McConnell’s insane national 20-week abortion ban. If you’re not already motivated, read this and get there! 

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Well, at least the NYTimes’ editorial board seems to nail why the HHS “Conscience Rules” mean basically leaving people bleeding on the table while doctors go read the Bible. So, if you get that these policies are dangerous and scary, Times, then why the eff are you printing so many extremist kooks lately? Afraid that Donny will tweet something angry during his morning bathroom visit? Grow a backbone and remember that the “opinion” pages doesn’t mean you have to glorify every nightmare with internet access. 

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This great Huffpo piece lays out how the crusading religious lunatics in Illinois, filed a federal suit claiming they have a constitutional right to hide vital medical information from patients with their FAKE “crisis pregnancy centers.” If they win, it may cost the state of ILLINOIS all of its federal funding for health safety net programs. 

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When the Placenta Police who want to oppress your uterus start talking about “Black genocide,” you can be sure they’re not motivated by social justice. This great Salon article puts the lie to how the anti-abortion crowd is trying to hijack the racial justice movement.

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Oh really, Trump says he’s not a feminist? Oh gosh, we were holding out hope that after bragging about grabbing a pussy, hiring a porn star to have sex with him after his wife gave birth, and talking about how hot his daughter is to him,  Trump would SURELY say he was a feminist. We’re honestly shocked that he says he’s not! How could it be? How is the cause going to go on? Why did WE never think about being for men AND women. Man, he really makes you THINK you know, his ideas are just so original.