Department of Duh: the folks at The Blaze have their hair on fire because they say Planned Parenthood performed 82 abortions for every adoption referral. Gee, could that possibly be because THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE WANTED? It’s the same reason Home Depot sells more lumber than lingerie. We thought you people understood market forces.

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Sick: We have a president whose idea of fighting AIDS is to fight people who have it. Trump rang in the New Year by dismissing all the members of the Presidential Advisory on HIV and AIDS who haven’t already quit in disgust. The Daily Dot explains why that’s even worse than it sounds.

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This is actually real: Donald Trump’s DOJ tried to tell the uncle of an immigrant teen about her abortion after he threatened to beat her if she had one. Maybe they were worried that Jesus wouldn’t be hard enough on her. You have to read this to believe it.

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Except when it is! Some dude at The Federalist explains why abortion care can’t possibly be healthcare. When’s the last time he saw his OBGYN? Get your regular dose of rightwing abortion misinformation with the obligatory collage of fetal photos.

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Here is your moment of sanity. After all that cruelty and crazy (cruelzy?), here’s an uplifting story courtesy of our friends at Preterm clinic in Cleveland. They’re using billboards to change the conversation about abortion. Check it out and see how you can add your voice.