How do fake clinics lie and deceive women: let me count the ways. JK I could never count that high.

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Oh look, seems like if anti-choicers wanted to ACTUALLY stop abortion they could just pass out condoms and BC at schools instead of trying to pass all these TERRIFYING bans.

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Teens are horny, people! Deal with it and stop trying to make “abstinence-only” happen, it’s never gonna happen!

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Killer whale Kayak tours, beautiful national parks, and they actually give a fuck about abortion access for everyone? Time to book our one-way ticket to Olympia!


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Bro, how many more ways can you say, “We don't care about REAL kids”?