MY fetus just applied to Stanford! Republicans’ fetal attraction goes to some next level scheming as they put language in the tax bill to allow fertilized eggs to take advantage of college savings tax breaks! Is it because they want affordable college for every child? Oh hell no, it’s really a sneaky trick towards overturning Roe v Wade by legally defining a fetus as a person. They play the long game, so we have to too. Read it here.

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Finally people are paying the price for sexual harassment. Surprise—it’s YOU! Under Congress’s plan to stop harassment, if a Congressional staffer gets a settlement, the money comes out of the US Treasury—AKA your tax dollars. Maybe now you’ll stop! You have to read this.

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I’m not a “doctor,” but I pretend to be one at a phony CPC “clinic.” Oh, and people like me should be free to dictate what real doctors have to tell clinic patients. Makes perfect sense, right? Vice and Rewire explain why SCOTUS might say “Uh… not so much.”

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It’s Thanks, Birth Control Day! So let’s give thanks to our birth control, thanks to the CEO of the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy. Spread the word on how much birth control has improved your life—and hug a contraceptive today.

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Celebrating Thanks, Birth Control Day the right way—MASSACHUSETTS knows how to get its birth control on! Or in. Or as in passing a bill to guarantee free access to birth control in Massachusetts. Read the details in the Globe