HOW DARE YOU WIN! TRUMP’S DOJ LAWYERS DROPPED THEIR OWN ANTI-ABORTION BALL IN THE PREGNANT IMMIGRANT CASE, SO NOW THEY WANT TO PUNISH HER ACLU LAWYERS FOR KICKING THEIR ASS.

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IT’S GETTING EXTREME IN HERE! THE “CENTER” ON ABORTION RIGHTS KEEPS GETTING PUSHED OFF THE EDGE. READ HOW RIGHTWING RADICAL HAS BECOME THE NEW “MODERATE.”

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Department of Duh: Actually,  It turns out that birth control IS 100 percent necessary for health. Reason number 6782 you shouldn’t get reproductive health advice from the Puritanic scribblers  over at the Federalist. Refinery 29 lays it out here.

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AND FURTHERMORE … DOUBLE DUH! BIRTH CONTROL THAT’S “JUST” FOR BIRTH CONTROL NEEDS TO BE COVERED BY INSURANCE! WHO TF DOESN’T GET THAT?

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A CELEBRITY PASTOR ARGUED THAT MAYBE ABORTION IS A PERSONAL DECISION AND HOY BOY WE BET YOU CAN GUESS WHAT THE PEARL-CLUTCHERS OVER AT THE FEDERALIST HAD TO SAY ABOUT THAT! ABORTION IS MORAL, YOU SHITWICKETS, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ETERNAL DAMNATION HAPPEN!  

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WISCONSIN LAWMAKER ARGUES (ON VIDEO) THAT ABORTION IS LEADING TO A “LABOR FORCE SHORTAGE,” LOLOLOLOL SAYS EVERY UNEMPLOYED PERSON IN THE U.S., ALSO ANYONE WHO’S EVER TAKEN AN ECONOMICS COURSE, AND ALL THE PEOPLE WHO JUST GOT THEIR FRIEND’S PASSWORD TO WATCH THE HANDMAID’S TALE ON HULU

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IN WHAT TWISTED ALTERNATE UNIVERSE DOES THIS SHIT EVEN EXIST? THE STORY OF MARQUETTE U’S “MEMORIAL OF THE UNBORN” GRAVEYARD IS EVEN MORE CRINGE-INDUCING THAN YOU COULD BELIEVE. YOU MUST READ THIS, FROM BUST.

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