It’s that time of year where so many bad characters in state legislature are trying to pass laws that we’ve had no choice the last couple of days but to just give you a news breakdown of what’s going on. So here’s another one:

MICHIGAN, Y’all… in Michigan they’re trying to pass ANOTHER ABORTION REVERSAL BILL. This is… after the STUDY on if abortion reversal was a thing or not… proved that in fact it was not a thing and that the method used for “reversal” caused… many patients to go to the hospital bleeding. BUT THESE LAWS ARE STILL BEING PROPOSED. And papers are still writing them with a like “this side believes X, this side believes Y” kind of reasoning that… they don’t deserve. Cuz in this case it’s “Our side believes that science is real and THEIR SIDE MADE SOMETHING UP AND REFUSES TO BACK DOWN!”

Kansas and Tennessee teaming up with anti-abortion amendments (Kansas is copying Tennessee’s) is the super villain team up we never wanted to see!

Texas: Speaking of villains if you had any question about the audacity of white women look no further than Carol Everett of the Heidi Group who scammed the government out of so much money and then sued them for not letting her scam enough

New Hampshire: WE THOUGHT WE WOULDN’T HAVE TO EVER THINK OF YOU AND NOW YOU’RE PROPOSING ANTI-ABORTION BILLS TOO, NOPEEE! 

We’d love to hear what Pete Buttigieg thinks of all this! (JKJKJKJKJK, this is a joke, please do not @ him, we can’t take any more articles).