Last week, the world joined together in a momentous CLIMATE STRIKE demanding that we take action to fight for our planet and protect our future.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW INFURIATING IT IS THAT THE UNITED STATES IS STILL ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THIS!?!?! THAT WE’RE BEING FORCED TO LISTEN TO A BUNCH OF IDIOTS WHO ARE STILL LIKE “OHHH, GLOBAL WARMING?!?! IDK IT WAS… PRETTY COLD YESTERDAY.”
That kind of fury is how we felt hearing about the kinda disruptive, useless nonsense energy the United States is bringing to the United Nations this week. Literally we cannot even imagine, and like, ok… ok… like whatever we will never get in the mind of these true nightmare people… but literally we cannot IMAGINE seeing all the problems in the world, and addressing the mother fucking UNITED NATIONS with like “hey we just wanna make clear that we should protect the UNBORN here so when talking about WAR CRIMINALS just like… think of the fetuses.” “Oh yeah so we KNOW genocide is BAD but… consider this… sometimes peple get pregnant through rape and their lives should DEF be determined by us forever.” “Look we KNOW that there’s gonna be no world in 50 years but think of all the FETUSES that WON’T get to die slowly by being poisoned by our unbreathable air!”
We would contend that these exaggerations are NOT WORSE than the actual memo which encourages countries to forgo things like “comprehensive sexual education” or Alex Azar’s (Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services) assertion “Further, we only support sex education that appreciates the protective role of the family in this education.” ARE THESE MORONS FUCKING KIDDING US? I mean, this show show effing narrow their world view is (again they are addressing the UNITED NATIONS) that they think the concept of an AMERICAN FAMILY is the only possible way a family can exist in the world.
And then when Trump addressed the UN today he said that some people want abortions until a birth a HUGE lie that for some reason WE STILL are letting him get away with. AND AND AND then he also said that EVERYONE, embryos included, should have a right to self defense. And honestly, if they don’t get little fetus guns for babies soon… we can’t even finish this joke we’re just gonna go watch Greta’s speech again!
