Leaguers, we just read an article that legit made us want to flip a table then throw said table into the Gowanus. And it was all about BEING NICE. Or wait, let’s take that back, it’s about the bullshit concept of “taking the high road.” Let’s be very clear: the world in which Michelle Obama said “They go low, we go high” was A DIFFERENT WORLD! Maybe yes, with reasonable people, a civilized discussion could be had. But… where are said REASONABLE people on the other side!?!?!

These are people who spend all their days fake crying about how beautiful little babies are and yet seem to be … saying nothing about these detention centers thousands of BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN WHO ARE ALIVE AND SCARED AND FAR FROM HOME are being kept at. To anti-choicers we say:

EXAMPLES:

The Unhinged Other Side Doesn’t Have to Pay for Your Healthcare, Cuz Reasons

We’re Supposed to Be Reasonable When Some Fucks STILL Don’t Believe in Vaccinating Their Damn Children

I MEAN NO HEAVEN FORBID WE BE MAD WHEN THESE SIDEWALK SCREAMERS THINK FETUSES SHOULD BE CLASSIFIED AS LEGIT PEOPLE

We honestly want to write a New York Times opinion piece about how all these men lecturing about how to win elections should instead just you know, get some boots on the fucking ground and get to work. Not wag their finger about people being “hysterical.”

SPEAKING of boots on the ground: We’re still on the road! AND we’re STILL ANGRY!