Fifty Shades of Shitty: today’s brief covers the whole ugly gamut of anti-abortion trickery, fakery, fuckery, and general misogyny. We start with John “Does This Sheep’s Clothing Make My Lying Ass Look Fat?” Kasich’s OHIO, where classic TRAP laws are snapping shut…
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Meanwhile, MISSISSIPPI takes the classic “20 Week Abortion Ban” approach and goes all—well, all Mississippi on it. They’re trying to dredge up the nation’s first 15-week abortion ban because worse is always better in their world.
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As the music capital of America, it only makes sense that TENNESSEE would chime in with an ultrasound bill, right? Ultra-SOUND? OK, that’s pushing it, but so is Tennessee’s bill to require abortion providers to offer a needless and invasive procedure. This is after they tried and failed to pass an extreme heartbeat bill that was, get this, too extreme for Right to Life, a group that literally gets off on being extreme. But don’t worry there’s another state who’s gonna try the old “heartbeat that’s not really a heartbeat” approach…
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IOWA reaches way down into the scrotal sack of nasty anti-choice tricks and pulls out a gross fetal heartbeat bill! Yes, this discredited and clearly un-Constitutional bill will make Iowa the envy of its intolerant neighbors!
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